Professor
Remus Lupin was having a terrible morning, and it wasn't even breakfast yet. Someone broke into the
Muggle Studies classroom the night before, hid a Boggart in the closet, and set loose
613 doxies. How did he know there were
613 doxies? Because each one took a bite out of his
elbow as he tried to capture it, and Madame Pomfrey had to
sleep each wound separately. And comment annoyingly about how Professor
Horace Slughorn would've had the room cleared out with 2 waves of a wand.
It took forever to get out of the infirmary, and by then Professor
Remus Lupin was in a foul mood. Luckily, he knew how to improve it: by finding the culprits and making him, her or them pay.
Remus Lupin had overheard some students giggling in the hallways the other day about
Antonio dela Weasley's stash of doxy eggs, so he had a good idea of who to interrogate first. Unfortunately for him, but rather fortunately for
Antonio dela Weasley, the common room password had recently been changed to
Chudley Cannons, so
Remus Lupin couldn't enter.
The Pink Lady looked up from her portrait and laughed at the cursing, frustrated Professor.
The old Professor
Remus Lupin would have thrown a hissy fit at being taunted by a mere portrait, and blasted the thing all the way into the
6th floor girl's bathroom. The new Professor
Remus Lupin went to
14 weeks of Anger Management classes, punched a lot of pillows, and took up
Basket Weaving. And started subscribing to the Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes catalogue.
Professor
Remus Lupin's first class of the day was
Muggle Studies with the 3rd year Hufflepuffs and
Ravenclaws. It took them 2 hours to clean up after the entire carton of
Portable Swamps that went off and clung to their robes, schoolbooks, and any exposed flesh. The students all knew that
Antonio dela Weasley was planning to do
something in
Muggle Studies to get Professor
Remus Lupin, so everyone blamed him for the prank and gave him the cold shoulder for
17 days, until
Ursula Longbottom blew up the
Flying classroom with a misplaced charm and became the new pariah-of-the-hour.